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There will be new fourms and place where you can talk about how great I am and why you all love the Report( Re-por). There Will also be new Roberts Report(Ro-bear Re-por) Contest and other oppurtunities!!!

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We all know about Ted Kenndey’s infamous driving incident where he crashed his car into a river and lest his pregnant girlfriend inside helpless where she eventually drowned. Well if Ole’ Teddy and his liberal buddies were pro-life then he would look like a bad guy for killing a baby, and no one wants Teddy leadfoot to look like a bad person because he did us a so called favor by killing his girl friend becuase she must have been a “whore”.

It just blows my mind that good old Ted Kennedy went on to live longer than time itself rotting away in the senate, yet Former Congressman Mark Foley had to resign after sending an underaged male page lude emails. It’s even more ridiculous because in the 1980’s a Democratic Congressman was caught having sex with an underaged male page. So i have to ask the Democrats,”Is that a double standard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

I have decided that from October 1oth until November 10th shall forever be known as Carl Sagan month

Part one of a 313 part series, BETTER KNOW AN -ISM!!! 

 MAGNUMISM

The belief that Magnum P.I. can do no wrong.

Magnumism: Higgins

Hawaiian shirts must be worn daily

Investigate every crime, no matter who the client

Getaways in your Ferrari must only be done on seaside roads

Guns are to be used only when suffering from Vietnam flashbacks

Invest in many Detroit Tigers hats

Never give up no matter how many of your friends end up in jail

Sacrifices must be made, but only to help your war buddies

The Design the Report’s(Re-por’s) Mug

send your design ideas here by Sept. 27, 2006, but remember this is not a contest, but ther will be a winner!!!

First you get Giant cats, ad they kill all the terrorist. To get rid of the Giant cats realese giant snakes,then realese giant mongeese to get rid of the giant snkaes. Then realese Giant gorillas to get rid of the mongeese, then just live with the giant gorillas until it starts to snow and then the gorillas will all die.

Gay Republicans-

First off I just want to acknowledged the fact that I hate Gay Republicans more than regular gay people for the simple fact that they try to call themselves Republicans. You can’t have it both ways you can either be Gay or Republicans not both, thats like saying your American and French it’s just wrong

As part one in a multiple part series of thing I hate today the thing I hate is Democrats. Were do I start with why I hate democrats. Well the first reason would be well because they are democrats and they all deserve to burn in hell. Then there is the fact that Al Gore is the person I probably hate most and he’s out on the MTV talking about global warming like i should really care about something that is going to effect the earth in two thousand years.