Roberts Report(Ro-bear Re-por)

You know America with the Mid-Term Elections happening right now there are many things threatening your saftey and I’m going to tell you why you need to vote. This Is The Threat Down!

5. All the cool kids are doing it- I know that you may be thinking “what the Hell are you talking about voter turn out is at all time lows”. Well once again you have the facts straigh, but missed the point entirely. Since when does doing what everyone else does cool? Be a rebel vote, and don’t just rebel by voting, rebel by voting Republican.

4. What Else are You Going to Do with your time- America do you really need to sit around and not vote? Is desperate Housewives more important than America? If you answered yes to any of those questions then maybe you should be living in France not America.

3. Do You Really want this running your country?If you go out and vote for your Local Democrat and they retake the House then Rep. Nancy Pelosi will most likely become the first female speaker of the House. Most of you may be thinking so what’s the big deal, well the problem is you just don’t know her enough. Being from California I have had the misfortune of seeing her liberal secular progressive values first hand, and trust me she doesn’t want what’s best for America.

2. Or This Running the Country-

Many highly Liberal canidates like Sen. Ted Kennedy and Sen. Hillary Clinton are up for re-election and is anyone really ready for six more years of their liberal values? Ted Kennedy is a known murderer and Hillary Clinton is just a huge hypocrite talking about women being betrayed and how it is wrong yet still standing on Bill’s side even sfter he admitted to having an affair.

 -And the #1 threat to America, which should make you want to vote:

1. Bears- No not the godless killing machine kind the godless marriage killing kind. Many states such as Virginia and New Jersey Have gay marriage propositions that they are voting on today that would allow gay marriage. Now I have close ties in Virginia, My family lives there and I vaction there just about every year, so remember if you live in a state that is voting on Gay marriage for God’s Sake run to you local polling place and vote, because gay marriage is just wrong, not to mention Gross.