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The North Korean Menace        

If North Korea continues to develop nuclear weapons at the rate they are now, where will America and the rest of the World be in five years? Kim Jong Il and his communist allies China and Russia currently cannot fire nuclear warheads from neither land or sea based launch pads, but with Iran now in the race for nukes, and with other countries, such as India, China, Russia, and Pakistan already having nuclear capabilities, we have to nip this emerging North Korean menace in the butt before all of South East Asia gets completely out of hand.

            The nuisance that is Kim Jong Il and his North Korea regime may currently be one of the most feared nations in the world, but in reality Kim Jong Il is just a power hungry kid with his dad’s gun. He’s just using the fact that he has nuclear capabilities to get attention from the rest of the world. When Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says, “Death to America!” we all know he means business, but when little Kim Jong Il says it we all king of know that he probably doesn’t mean it. Everything that Jong Il loves is from America, so he couldn’t possibly mean, “Death to America!” if America were to collapse like all of the radical dictators seem to want it to Kim Jong Il couldn’t have his beloved American movies, Jonnie Walker Black whiskey, or his Daffy Duck cartoons.

            The only reason Kim Jong Il and the North Korean government detonated a nuclear bomb was to get the attention of the rest of the World. For the last several months all anyone could talk about was Iran and their hate of Israel and America, and that they were trying to develop nuclear weapons, but as soon as North Korea detonates a nuclear bomb all of a sudden they are the new media darling. The only reason North Korea want the attention is so that they can get appeased by other countries so they can continue to live the lifestyle they are accustomed to.

            Even though North Korea is acting like they want a war with America, that has to be the last thing they could possibly want. Even with their so-called “million man army”, there is no way that they cold even compete with the American military. First of all we wouldn’t be fighting them alone; we would be part of an U.N. backed coalition that would consist of many countries in addition to America. Secondly the North Korean Army would be fighting with cold war era weaponry, while the American military would be using state of the art weapons that would easily outmatch what the North Koreans have.

            With all of the talk about Bill Clinton being to blame about the North Korean crisis I think we have to go farther back in time to figure out who’s fault it really is the North Korea has gone nuclear. The Democratic run congress of the early to mid 1970’s. If they had allowed Former President Richard M. Nixon to drop our own nuclear bombs on Vietnam to win the war then we wouldn’t be in the current predicament we are in now. If we hadn’t cut and run out of Vietnam with our tails between our legs then the communist regime of Vietnam wouldn’t have taken over control of Vietnam. Even though the “Domino Effect” may not have happened in a wide spread way like originally thought technically it did still occur. With such South East Asian nation as North Korea, Vietnam, and China still under communist rule, you have to admit that the “Domino Effect” in fact did occur after all. By the U.S. losing control of Vietnam it showed the other dictator ruled countries that maybe America isn’t the super power that it was always perceived to be, which in turn lead to North Korea developing and testing nuclear weapons.

            Even if North Korea does have nuclear weapons, and they do want to annihilate America and everything it stands for there really is no imminent threat posed by them because in reality North Korea is simply bloviating about all the threats being made, and the so-called test they are conducting, but in the long run they are actually hurting themselves.

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We all know about Ted Kenndey’s infamous driving incident where he crashed his car into a river and lest his pregnant girlfriend inside helpless where she eventually drowned. Well if Ole’ Teddy and his liberal buddies were pro-life then he would look like a bad guy for killing a baby, and no one wants Teddy leadfoot to look like a bad person because he did us a so called favor by killing his girl friend becuase she must have been a “whore”.

It just blows my mind that good old Ted Kennedy went on to live longer than time itself rotting away in the senate, yet Former Congressman Mark Foley had to resign after sending an underaged male page lude emails. It’s even more ridiculous because in the 1980’s a Democratic Congressman was caught having sex with an underaged male page. So i have to ask the Democrats,”Is that a double standard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

I have decided that from October 1oth until November 10th shall forever be known as Carl Sagan month

Part one of a 313 part series, BETTER KNOW AN -ISM!!! 

 MAGNUMISM

The belief that Magnum P.I. can do no wrong.

Magnumism: Higgins

Hawaiian shirts must be worn daily

Investigate every crime, no matter who the client

Getaways in your Ferrari must only be done on seaside roads

Guns are to be used only when suffering from Vietnam flashbacks

Invest in many Detroit Tigers hats

Never give up no matter how many of your friends end up in jail

Sacrifices must be made, but only to help your war buddies